RAZORBACK (1984) movie review




Razorback (1984) d. Mulcahy, Russell (Australia)

During the Ozploitation heyday born of the success of George Miller’s The Road Warrior, music video veteran Mulcahy took the wheel for this surprisingly effective yarn about a giant killer boar menacing Outback locals. In the decade after Jaws scared everyone out of the water, the silver screen played host to all varieties of vicious oversized beasties, with the results ranging from tongue-in-cheek thrills (Alligator, Grizzly) to ludicrous camp classics (The Sea Serpent, Deadly Eyes). No one could have guessed that an carnivorous slab of bacon sporting giant tusks and a bad attitude would turn out to be one of the more successful imitators; Mulcahy’s approach of presenting the cloven-hoofed menace completely straight-faced, while simultaneously introducing the foreignness of the desolate sand-swept environs and its bizarre inhabitants, works like gangbusters.


On the levelheaded side, we are given Yank reporter Judy Morris, soft sensitive husband Gregory Harrison and sweet local lass Arkie Whitely, with casually homicidal Aussie junkyard rats Chris Haywood and David Argue holding down the loopier quarter.


Screenwriter Everett De Roche (Long Weekend, Roadgames) keeps us on our toes by unexpectedly offing characters without a second glance, but it is grief-stricken Great White Hunter Bill Kerr’s arc – for whom the inevitable confrontation with the boar is personal – that provides the film’s soul; the sturdy character actor anchors the material, allowing the director to roll out some impressively hallucinogenic visuals.


Mulcahy also takes a page out of Spielberg’s playbook by keeping his monster on the edge of the frame, empowering the beast with a near-mythic quality, and it doesn’t hurt that when we are given a good look at the titular terror, the results are impressively authentic (courtesy of designer Bob McCarron). The slaughterhouse finale, with its crackling sparks and grime-covered machinery, delivers the final reel shocks and splatter we deserve without compromising any of the well-grounded work that has gone before.


Well worth your time, and available through the Warner Archive site.

Fool's Views (7/1 - 7/28)


My head's gonna explode from all the awesomeness!!!

Howdy folks!

Back again with more More MORE. Almost the entirety of July, to be exact. Wasn’t able to watch as much as usual, but then, that gave me time to write more than usual. As for the horror flicks getting short shrift, ABCs of Death is more curiosity than film, Pacific Rim gets more and more sour the further away I get, and Beneath is from a filmmaker I love too much to properly skewer. Pretty much everything else gets the gala treatment – hope you dig the bounty.

As always, feel free to leave your two cents worth – we’ll make sure you get some change back.

Enjoy!


HORROR:


ABCs of Death, The (2012) (1st viewing) d. Various (Various)

26 short flicks
26 genre directors
All OVER the map






Beneath (2013) (1st viewing) d. Fessenden, Larry (USA)

Giant fish monster
Strands tiresome kids on lake
But...the shore’s right THERE






Blood for Irina (2012) (1st viewing) d. Alexander, Chris (Canada)

Fango ed directs
Moody vampire flick sans words
Pure but divisive

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





Conjuring, The (2013) (1st viewing) d. Wan, James (USA)

Family buys spook house
In come the ghost chasers
Seen it all before

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





Game of Werewolves (2011) (4th viewing) d. Moreno, Juan Martinez (Spain)

Festival awards
But zero distribution
Where’s the Lobos love?

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





Gappa: the Triphibian Monster (1967) (2nd viewing) d. Noguchi, Haruyasu (Japan)

Tycoon steals baby
Mom and Dad ain’t having it
Dig that groovy theme






Hands of the Ripper (1971) (3rd viewing) d. Sasdy, Peter (UK)

Jack’s back in the flesh
Disturbed daughter picks up blade
Beware flashing lights

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





Men in Suits (2012) (1st viewing) d. Woodward, Frank M. (USA)

Long overdue doc
Meet yer creature feature stars
Screw you, CGI

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





Pacific Rim (2013) (1st viewing) d. del Toro, Guillermo (USA)

Monsters vs. ‘bots
More “wah-wah” and “huh” than wow
Clichés out wazoo






R.I.P.D. (2013) (1st viewing) d. Schwentke, Robert (USA)

Dead cops catch dead crooks
Better known as Men in Black
Jeff does True Grit...again






Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) (3rd viewing) d. Cohen, Larry (USA)

Large lizard in town
Moriarty’s off his nut
Sunbathers beware

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





We Are What We Are (2013) (1st viewing) d. Mickle, Jim (USA)

Family keeps close
Skeletons in closet, elsewhere
Sweet melancholy

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





I LOVE TRASH:

Street Trash (1987) (2nd viewing) d. Muro, James (USA)
Meltdown Memoirs, The (2006) (1st viewing) d. Frumkes, Roy (USA)


Tenafly tonic
Ooze, booze, crime, grime, sleaze, cheese, please
Plus feature length doc

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**




CIVILIAN:


Call, The (2013) (1st viewing) d. Anderson, Brad (USA)

911 call gone bad
Tracking kidnapped gal on cell
Ending panders hard






Code of Silence (1985) (4th viewing) d. Davis, Andrew (USA)

Chuck cleans up Chi-town
Beats up chumps, outs dirty cops
With his robot pal






Heat, The (2013) (1st viewing) d. Feig, Paul (USA)

Missy and Sandy
Mismatched wacky cartoon cops
Fun for all but me


2013 Totals to date: 188 films, 171 1st time views, 103 horror, 58 cinema

BLOOD FOR IRINA (2012) Blu-ray Review




Blood for Irina (2012) d. Alexander, Chris (USA)

I’ve been a fan of Chris Alexander for a long time. I first became aware of the inglorious bastard during his tenure at Rue-Morgue magazine where – among other achievements – he was one of the few brave journalists to step in the boxing ring with Uwe Boll as part of the “Raging Boll” exhibition match. After he jumped ship to Fangoria, I followed the exploits on his Blood Spattered Blog, which subsequently led to our first collaboration with me serving as copy editor on Midnight Marquee’s Blood Spattered Book. Not long afterwards, he was named the new Editor-in Chief for Fangoria when longtime ghoul Tony Timpone stepped down. No TT disrespect intended, but the magazine took an immediate upswing with this injection of fresh blood – like him or hate him, Alexander brings his distinct personality to whatever he does. I don’t always agree with his opinions or passions, but I respect the fact that he feels them as deeply as he does and staunchly (and articulately) defends them. So it goes without saying that when I heard he was going to be writing, directing, producing, editing and scoring his first feature film, Blood for Irina, I knew the end result would unequivocally be “A Chris Alexander Film.” The real question was, would I like it?


Irina follows a century-old bloodsucker (Shauna Henry) now shacked up in a desolate hotel in a dead-end town. Her vampiric existence depicted is not a glamorous one – in addition to the requisite loneliness of enduring beyond one’s allotted time absent any true companions, Alexander’s predators have the misfortune of chronic vomiting spells following each nightly feeding, a kind of undead bulimia. We witness this pattern to a point of deliberate monotony; we come to anticipate the ritual, sympathizing deeply with our central figure with each painful retch. (In Paul Morrissey’s Blood for Dracula, Udo Kier only had to deal with it when getting “non-wirgin” blood.) Irina is constantly watched over and cared for by a dedicated familiar (David Goodfellow), a haunted presence as seemingly exhausted by life as his charge; no giggling Renfield he. Their relationship, dictated by supernatural compulsion or human compassion, is joyless and miserable, grinding out the days with no end in sight. When Irina encounters an equally empty prostitute, Pink (Carrie Gemmell, Alexander’s wife), and brings her home, the decision alters all three of their destinies.


If the plot outline above seems somewhat conventional, the execution is anything but. The psychedelic, reddish-orange liquid swirls (food coloring shot through a Brita pitcher with an iPhone) that open the film set the drifting dreamlike tone that Alexander sustains throughout. Ostensibly taking a cue from the leisurely paced European genre efforts of the 70s, narrative action takes a back seat to imagery, plot giving way to atmosphere (though it’s worth pointing out that no succulent female flesh gets any play, one of the key attractions for many of those early Rollin and Franco efforts). Further heightening the alien feel is the absence of dialogue, the aural soundscape constructed entirely of electronic warbling and manicured effects (also by Alexander, literally a one-man band). I can only recall one other recent narrative feature that attempted a similar gambit – Mark Savage’s Defenceless (2004) – but Irina’s hypnotic visuals and style support the decision much better. A feat made even more surprising and impressive upon discovering that the choice to excise all speech was made during post-production.


On the commentary track accompanying Autonomy Pictures’ recent Blu-ray release, the effortlessly enthusiastic auteur spills about the trials of filming a true no-budget feature whose principal photography was completed over the course of a week in and around Burlington, Ontario. He is joined by Goodfellow, Henry and Gemmell, although the ladies contribute little but background giggling and the frequent recollection of how cold they were during the shoot. Alexander isn’t shy about revealing his cinematic inspirations for his debut feature, rattling off a litany of titles that include Death in Venice, The Keep, Werner Herzog’s Nosferatu, Shivers, Near Dark, The Hunger, Let the Right One In, Daughters of Darkness, Eyes Wide Shut, The Fountain, Angel Heart and Videodrome. The guy knows his movies, and seems justifiably pleased with how he’s been able to emulate those established masterworks with his low tech approach (the aforementioned iPhone, pro-sumer camera equipment, home computer editing software). Paul Jones gets a credit for the blood effects, although we learn that the f/x veteran’s contributions consisted of passing along a couple of leftover buckets from his Resident Evil: Retribution shoot. Burlington’s dilapidated Riviera Hotel, demolished a month after shooting, provides the vampire’s sketchy lair’s interiors.


This is very much a niche film for a niche market, but it possesses a vision that elevates it above its more splattery indie brethren. As with his writing, Alexander is well armed with an artist’s eye and accompanying courage of conviction, seeking to satisfy his soul more than the general public. Blood for Irina is a strong debut born of minimal resources; it’ll be interesting to see what more coins in the coffer bring to the equation.


Autonomy’s Blu-ray release also includes a featurette entitled “R.I.P. Riviera Motel,” several outtakes and deleted scenes (many with dialogue intact), and two promotional trailers. For more information, visit www.autonomypics.com

--Aaron Christensen, HorrorHound Magazine

WE ARE WHAT WE ARE (2013) movie review




We Are What We Are (2013) d. Mickle, Jim (USA)

There’s a deep dark secret at the center of writer/director Mickle’s latest feature, his third following the acclaimed Mulberry St. and Stake Land. The irony is that this mystery, which enjoys its big reveal about an hour into the film, is a large part of the high concept pitch and is likely to be known to anyone who settles in to watch, especially if they are in any way familiar with Jorge Michel Grau’s original Mexican shocker. Because Mickle and co-writer Nick Damici have taken such pains to carefully unwrap this plot element, I will endeavor to do the same. But regardless of whether viewers know where the winding road leads, the experience is not diminished; this is powerful, assured filmmaking that overcomes the clunkiness of its predecessor and stands as the fiercely independent artist’s most fully realized effort to date. And – barring an excessively silly climax (thrown in to appease the gorehounds) – it’s also probably one of the finest remakes of the past two decades.


Those who read my review of Grau’s 2010 film (beware: mild spoilers) might remember I was quite taken with the overall concept but found the meandering final result littered with loose ends and missed opportunities. When I heard that Mickle would be helming the remake, it seemed the rare occasion where an English language do-over could actually be an improvement as opposed to a desecration or an easy cash grab. This We Are What We Are is not going to make anyone rich – it’s just not cut from crowd-pleaser cloth. There are no cheap thrills or ear-splitting boo-scares to be found; instead, it is a deeply atmospheric and melancholy character study that begins and ends with skin-soaking rainstorms, loss, poverty, failed human connections, and death.


Mickle and Damici (who also plays the local sheriff) have done a complete gender switch; where Grau’s troubled clan consisted of a recent widow and her brood of two boys and a girl, we are now presented with the Parker family who lose their matriarch in the opening scene, setting in motion the events that follow. Bill Sage (star of several Hal Hartley films in the mid-90s and a reliable but undervalued character actor ever since) is Frank Parker, a reclusive and sickly hermit living in a trailer park in the Catskills with his two lovely daughters Iris (Ambyr Childers) and Rose (Julia Garner) and young son Rory (Jack Gore). As the Parkers mourn, we soon learn that there is more than mere grief behind their sorrow – an important link in the chain has been broken; family roles are up for grabs and everyone must do their part in order to survive. But the rising floodwaters are digging up secrets of their own, one that affects the community at large and aging Doc Barrow (Michael Parks) in particular. Blood is thicker than water, but bones carry more weight than both.


It’s a shame that We Are What We Are seems destined to be an art-house sleeper – in crafting a nearly perfect mood piece (again, excepting the goofy “horror” ending), Mickle has once again delayed his discovery by the studio players as this generation’s finest genre director. All the actors, especially Parks and Kelly McGillis (who both have emerged as peerless character players over the past decade), effortlessly inhabit their roles with unshowy grace. The deliberate pace and melancholy tone are not going to be for everyone, but they feel inexorably right for a story so earthy and timeless. (The scene of Parks paging through books in search of answers in this Google-driven world exemplifies the low-tech, low-key vibe Mickle and his able cohorts have cultivated.) Jeff Grace, Darren Morris and Phil Mossman craft an achingly beautiful and evocative musical score, perfectly complementing Ryan Samuel’s elegiac, color-leached cinematography. In short, it’s a superb collaboration of artists deserving of a wider audience, one likely doomed to the fringe by its purity of vision.



--Aaron Christensen, HorrorHound Magazine

Fool's Views (6/24 – 6/30)


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Hey kids,

Yes, it’s true. It’s mid-August and these are films that I saw back in June. You see, what had happened was....

No, no excuses. Just changes and life and adjustments and distractions and priorities and so on. As some of you might have noticed, I’ve also gotten quite a bit gabbier over the past year, at least about certain films. Once the master of the capsule review, now it seems I can’t stop yakking once I get started. And having spilled that much virtual ink, I then feel obliged to track down a few images to break up the wordy beast. Final result? It takes longer to write a review, and consequently, I don’t have as much time to watch movies (which was half the reason why I was writing capsule reviews in the first place!). Add in the ongoing time-management issues of rehearsals and performances and other artistic endeavors (such as a certain booky wook that will soon be seeing the light of day – stay tuned) and what you get is what you see.

The happy/sad news is people keep telling me that they really enjoy reading these longer reviews with all the pretty pictures, especially since most aren’t reading them until after they see the films in question anyway. (I can relate to this, being the spoiler-shy purist ninny that I am.) So, if it’s a post-show chat we’re looking for, might as well ramble on and that’s probably the direction we’re going to continue to head. As a result, there are going to be some films that get the “star treatment” and some for whom the time-honored Fool’s Views Haikus™ are going to have to suffice. Obviously, if you want to hear more about a certain flick, drop me a line and I’ll be happy to jaw on a bit about it.

What I don’t want is this nasty ongoing habit of finding myself weeks and months behind schedule in terms of a weekly Fool’s Views report. So, we’re going to get a little more rigorous about posting in a timely fashion, and then expanding our coverage as time and enthusiasm allows. How’s that sound, true believers?

As always, feel free to leave your two cents worth – we’ll make sure you get some change back.

Enjoy!



HORROR:


Baba Yaga (aka Kiss Me Kill Me) (1973) (2nd viewing) d. Farina, Corrado (Italy)

Sassy shutterbug
Meets possessive lezzy witch
Holey floor, Batman






Earth Dies Screaming, The (1964) (1st viewing) d. Fisher, Terence (UK)

Where is everyone?
Robots, boiled brains, white eyes
Solid Brit sci-fi






Gorilla at Large (1954) (1st viewing) d. Jones, Harmon (USA)

Hot Anne, skinny Cam
Two times Lee, Ray, George B.
Star studded ape flick






Purge, The (2013) (1st viewing) d. DeMonaco, James (USA)

Fine invasion flick
Enjoyable high concept
Just don’t think too hard






This is the End (2013) (1st viewing) d. Goldberg, Evan / Rogen, Seth (USA)

Stars playing themselves
Decent laughs if sometimes strained
Worth your Redbox buck






Venom (1981) (1st viewing) d. Haggard, Piers (UK)

Poisonous snake loose
Great scenery chewing cast
Silly serpent-cam






World War Z (2013) (1st viewing) d. Forster, Marc (USA)

Megabucks zom flick
Not the book, but not half bad
Missed seeing red stuff

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**





KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY:



Manson Family, The (2003) (2nd viewing) d. VanBebber, Jim (USA)
In the Belly of the Beast (2001) (1st viewing) d. Chisholm, Alex (Canada)
VanBebber Family, The (2005) (1st viewing) d. Gregory, David (USA)

Helter Skelter time
One great feature, two fine docs
Worth the Blu-ray bucks

**CLICK HERE FOR FULL REVIEW**




CIVILIAN:


Gymkata (1985) (1st viewing) d. Clouse, Robert (USA)

Kurt is no badass
Which just makes it funnier
Pommel that horse, boy






Man of Steel (2013) (1st viewing) d. Snyder, Zack (USA)

Big Bam Boom Blah Blah
Huge yawntastic action scenes
Waste of money, time






Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) (1st viewing) d. Abrams, J.J. (USA)

Thin spineless cartoon
Zippity doo dumb effects
Just watch Wrath of Khan



2013 Totals to date: 171 films, 160 1st time views, 91 horror, 53 cinema

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